Brothers and Sisters of Amarr, loyal enlightened Ammatar, members of all other lessor races who obey the word of God and live in the light I come to you with a word of warning. A word that transcends racial barriers and class structure. A word that whlie well known to the Amarrians and our slaves is little to the Gallente race. That word?

WORK

Today I come before you to discuss the Gallente work "ethic" and what it has provided the galaxy as its "gift". Indeed many races have provided for our advanced life especially the Amarr who gave us the return to Jump Gates and interstellar travel. Even the other lessor races like the Caldari gave us financial systems and wisdom over monetary affairs. The Minmatar gift is their lives in service to God and Empire.

So what is the Gallente "gift"?

Well brothers and sisters that is a complex topic. While the Gallente would claim they've brought "culture" and "freedom" to the universe the evidence is quite to the contrary. We know they have brought porxography, sxx shops, perverse holoreels and all other manner of lust oriented sin. They bring alcohol not blessed by God, tobacco, drugs and other illegal mind altering substances. Yes these are all "gifts" of the Gallente.

But they are not why we are here tonight.

No the Gallente "gift" is a result of their lack of work ethic. So focused on self gratification and lust are they that the duty to provide and produce has clearly escaped them. Words like "quality" and "service" mean little in a society ruled by XXX shops and prostitution.

But what is the cost of this work "ethic"? Well of course its inferior products. One only need look at the shape of some of their ships to observe the fascination with various parts of the anatomy. Likewise the quality of their holoreels appears better than their educational facilities. Massive spas and resorts catering to all manner of perversion dot the countryside on many Gallente planets reinforcing this lifestyle.

Now today we have the result.

We all know the Gallente fascination with drone technology. Admittedly they are the "experts" in the field of drone warfare. Their ships have the largest drone bays and many of their pilots are born with a model drone in their cribs. Drones are the legacy of the Gallente. Drones are their "gift" as well.

Not the regular drones we use to mine, to fight, to repair and survey. No the Gallente "gift", the result of their misdirected work "ethic" is the DRONE HIVE.

Drone Hives. A scourge upon mankind and a danger unlike any in the universe. Renegade drones, developed with advanced "intelligence", forming their own colonies and hives. Attacking innocents to absorb them into the hive collective. Ruins of ships melded together by this evil Gallente invention lay in wait for the unsuspecting.

How did it happen? Well we can only imagine. We know the Drone Hives are highly intelligent. Perhaps a Gallente Engineer responsible for programing the AI on the drone took a break for a quick bluepill or rendevous with a lady of the evening when he was supposed to be working on the AI. Perhaps he then returned and rushed things to catch up. Perhaps he was at some resort watching holoreels instead of working hard for society.

Either way we have the result. Deadly drone hives.

Heed my words Brothers and Sisters. Do not fall to the path of sloth and laziness. Do not fall to the path of sin and lust. Focus on your duty to Amarr and mankind and be vigilant. Turn in those who are not. We must not fail mankind as the Gallente have. We are the Amarr and it is our destiny.

Archbishop




SERMON - The Gallente Gift